He's Fluent In Suzanne

Heard in my house last night:

Eric: That's why you love me, because I'm so unpredictable!

Me: Actually, you're the most predictable person I know...

Eric: (said with a hangdog look) You're right, I'm not unpredictable at all, and I knew you were going to say that.

Me: But you're very authentic, and that's why I love you.

Eric: (rolling his eyes) Wow, now there's a compliment you don't hear every day. But I'm very flattered, because knowing you, it's as if you just said I was really hot.


...I think I need to hire him as my translator, he's getting good at this.