I See, Said The Blind Man As He Picked Up His Hammer And Saw

My new glasses.

EMo says I look like Sarah Palin.

ELew says glasses are as dumb as tattoos; laser correction or contacts are the only way to go.

I say while Wiki may say the name Eric means "Eternal Ruler", the name Eric really means "Full of Opinions That are Expressed for the Sole Purpose of Ruffling Feathers".