The Child's Dictionary

The other day Eric and I were talking while the kids were in the room, and Eric said the word "private". Colson shouted out, "Oooooooooo! You said a bad word!!!". Eric asked why private was a bad word. Colson gave an embarrassed grin and, while waving his hands over his crotch area dramatically, said, "Private means UNAVAILABLE!!".



Then Zach yells from the other side of the room, "AND inappropriate!!"