Friday, December 2, 2011

The Daily Ava Report

The other day Ava was playing Newscaster Barbies in the hallway. I overheard her interviewing one of her barbies, who had survived an explosion. Explosion Survivor Barbie told this sad story:

My brother died in the explosion because he was allergic to fire, but I didn't care because I didn't like him anyway. My parents didn't love him either, because he was so darn dumb. After he died the doctors cut open his head and found there was no brain. We were not surprised.

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