Oh, snap! It's a ferocious green and polka dot dragon! I will easily defeat him and impress this chick.
Get away from her, little green dragon, or I'll break you in half with my plastic crowbar and drench you with my neon water gun!
Man, this Fire Knight is annoying, trying to tell me what my next lines are. Why does he get to be the star AND the director? Who does he think he is, Clint Eastwood?...I think I'll...
...DIE!
Hooray, you saved me from that boorish Fire Knight and his pathetic excuses for weapons! I don't want to marry anyway, I have big plans to rule this kingdom when my father dies. Romance would ruin my career goals.
Hooray, you saved me from that boorish Fire Knight and his pathetic excuses for weapons! I don't want to marry anyway, I have big plans to rule this kingdom when my father dies. Romance would ruin my career goals.
THE END
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