Unicorns Exist

I have a Nell Mooney.

What's a Nell Mooney, you ask? It's very difficult to describe, but I will try. A Nell Mooney is a rare exotic treasure that most people in life aren't lucky enough to find. There's no map with an "X" on it, there's no 12 step program to find one, it will only be stumbled across. It's like a 4 leaf clover or a gold nugget or a prehistoric fossil. But when you find it, you try to keep it forever because it brings you so much joy and proves that you're a person of great fortune.

My Nell Mooney happens to be an outrageously beautiful and disgustingly talented actress and dancer. Being around her makes you feel like you're rolling around in a hot tub filled with melted chocolate and cotton candy and nitrous oxide and crack cocaine. She's full of everything that makes you feel good.

If you don't have a Nell Mooney, keep your eyes and ears open. Someday you may be lucky enough to find yours. Until then, I will share my Nell Mooney with you. In this clip, she's mimicking her father-in-law, who is apparently an amazing Scottish man full of creative genius and a knack for inventing. He grew potatoes in a barrel, and that's how this story started...