Ever since my car accident three weeks ago, I have these little panic attacks while driving. They usually happen when I accidentally look at the steering wheel. In my mind, it turns into this giant face, and if it sees me making eye contact with it, it will open it's mouth with a giant *BANG!!!* and throw out it's searing hot balloon fist to punch me in the face.
So I've been wearing dark sunglasses while driving, even on cloudy days.
When I'm driving, my wife in the passenger seat just loves to put her feet up on the dash. My description of how the passenger air bag would contort her notwithstanding.
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