How A Ninja Celebrates

Now I know why people say "party like a rockstar" and not "party like an INTJ".

First of all, this is how a ninja gets her ears pierced. Nary a smile, and nary a scream. There were tears at the end, but I saw that they were coming and hugged her so she could shed them in private.




And this is how a ninja acts when a group of wild clappers in red shirts sings Happy Birthday to her. Now mind you, Ava had been looking forward to the birthday singing all day, and had specifically chosen Chili's BECAUSE of the birthday singing. But this is how a ninja must react:



Her thought bubble is, "nothing is happening, nothing is happening, nothing is happening...". "Don't react, don't react, don't react, don't react." And yet she was loving it. She's been telling everyone about how the Chili's servers sang to her.

No one knows how to hide a reaction like an INTJ. INTP's run a close 2nd, but I think we'd take the prize.