How Enters, How Sees Girl...

I was checking out at Walmart today and the cashier asked to see my driver's license, since my debit card signature was rubbed off. I showed her my I.D., and she says, "Wow, you really changed your hair color!". (My driver's license is from 2005 and I hadn't gotten highlights in at least a year, so my hair was really dark blonde. It was also very greasy and slicked back that day).

I said, in my best "do NOT continue this conversation" tone, "Yes."

She then said, "How comes?".



How comes. Really?

Unless you are describing the apex of the American-Indian porn star's scene in his latest feature, you cannot say How comes. (Think about it, think about it.......now enjoy the funny!)

To continue the downward spiral of this conversation, after I answered, "Just wanted a change", she says, "You looked better as a brunette!"



Why do Walmart workers speak?