Talk About A Bad Hair Day

Ava and Zachary were playing dollhouse together. I heard her say to him, "Don't touch the girl on the roof, she's dead". Of course, that piqued my interest. I poked my head in and asked, "Why is the girl on the roof dead"? Ava answered, "When her hair sticks straight up like that, I don't like it, so I make her be dead. But we put flowers by her grave".



Moral of this story? Make sure your hair looks good when you see Ava. Apparently you're dead to her otherwise...