(Tucking Zach in to bed one night last week)
Me: Zach, can I sleep in your bed with you tonight?
Zach: Ummm, no...
Me: Why not?
Zach: Well, your legs are too big.
Me: No they're not. I'll show you, I can fit. (So I get in)
Zach: Well, I don't really like people with glasses on in my bed.
Me: Oh, I can take them off. (So I take them off)
Zach: Well, if you sleep here you might miss your bed...
Me: No, I'll be fine, I won't miss it.
Zach: .....Well, Mom...you see that sign on the wall?
Zach: It spells Z-A-C-H. That means it's my room, and you can't sleep in here. You're gonna have to leave now.
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