Clocks With Manners

I love the alarm clocks in the rooms at the Opryland hotel. The buzzer starts very soft, and gets a little louder with each consecutive buzz. It goes something like this:

"Pssst, you might want to think about getting up..."

"Hey, you're gonna need to get up..."

"If you don't wake up soon I'm going to hit you over the head with a hammer..."

"WAKE YOUR ASS UP, YOU LAZY BASTARD!!!!!!"