Hairball

Zach licked his guinea pig last night.

Eric was traumatized. He walked around the house for an hour in a funk. He couldn't shake it. "He just licked it's fur...."

"Who does that?............."

"I've never seen anything so disgusting in my life....."

"...I just....I can't even.....ugh......"

Poor thing. I don't think he'll ever recover.