Cleared For Takeoff

Our bedroom looks like an airport runway at night. With the little red lights on both cordless phone bases, the breathing red light of the charging Roomba, both of our cell phones charging, the blue light of my hibernating laptop and the blue light of his breathing Macbook, the red light over the power button on the TV and the green light of the cable box, the red light of my power strip, and sometimes the green light of the scanner, you'd think we were trying to direct the landing of several 747's.

I imagine this will be the death of us.