It's Getting Kind Of Hairy

Yesterday I went to LensCrafters to get new contacts and new glasses. While I was trying on frames, one of the salesladies came up and asked if I wanted some advice.


When I turned around to look at her, my instinct was to reply "I really can't in good conscience take fashion advice from a woman with a mustache".


Fortunately, my upbringing allowed me to stifle my impulse and say "No thanks, I'm good!".