Eric: Did you buy grape jelly?
Me: No, we already have a brand new one.
Eric: Where???
Me: Uh, in the pantry...big shock.
Eric: But I looked there and couldn't see it!
Me: Well, that's because...
Eric: *interrupting*...I know, I know, because I (said in his best Suzanne voice) "never move things around when I look for something."
Me: Exactly. You only ever look with your eyes, never with your hands.
Eric: Not true at all. I look at you with just my hands and not my eyes.
True dat, Mr. Octopus.
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