Google Is My Blind Spot

Me: Whenever I wake up and the lights are off, I have a huge blind spot in my right eye. I mean, it's so big that it's as if I have a patch over that eye. But as soon as I turn the lights on, the blind spot goes away. It's like night vision blindness or something.

Me: I was Googling it to try to figure out what it is.

Eric: Um, did you ever think of Optometrist-ing it??

Words Are Fun

Zachary says the best random things sometimes. Yesterday he was taking an online test. When he finished it, he came to me to find out what he had to do next. I asked him how he had done on the test. He said, "I think I did okay, but I don't remember what percentage I got". I said, "You're cute when you say percentage".

To which he immediately replied, "Thanks Mom! You're cute when you say fart".

I was away this past weekend. Came home to find Ava had made this sign for the bread drawer. She takes over as me when I'm gone...love it.

Monday Mornings With Zachary

Upper Perk Robotics giving their mid-year update. Cole is on Team A and Ava is on Team B. The video concludes with pictures and videos of their Lego League sessions so far this year.

De Plane, De Plane!

Ava's been drawing faces in this new way recently. With the buggy eyes and the jawlines and foreheads....I kind of love them.

Get To Know Colson

Colson's "Get To Know Me" slide from the first month of school.

Oxymoronic Oily Body Part Idioms

So, applying elbow grease means that you're doing really hard, honest work, but greasing someone's palm means you're bribing someone. Discuss.