How To Bring A Burly Man To His Knees (And The Creepy Woman Following Behind Him)

At Walmart the other day. Saw a big burly man walking with two boys and a little tiny curly haired blonde girl in a floral bubble skirt. She was holding on to his cart and taking lots of little tiny girl steps to keep up with him, in her little tiny white summer sandals. Little girl looked up at the big burly man and said in her little tiny girl voice, "Daddy, can you call me Lovey now?" Big burly man looked at her and said in a not-very-big-burly-man voice, "Of course, Lovey!"

I fell a little bit in love with that big burly man for a minute.